Spill Your Thoughts.....Edward Cullen Already Knows Them

Here's a new post I came up. I wanted to get into the minds of some of my favorite authors. I asked a few authors the same questions and I have decided to share with you some of their answers.

First Category: Smut/Lemons

1. Each one of you has written some smut. Is any of it based off of personal experinces?

"TMI? I would love to say that all my lemons were written from experience however only two were and I only took parts of those experiences and added them to the scene. I wish I could say they were all based on experience alas most of it is due to my pervy imagination and what I wished I could get Mr.NBNF to do in the bedroom. (But he totally blew on my panties that one time and it was hot.)" -nobloodnofoul

"Not remotely. I'm "technically" a virgin, but don't tell that to my vibrator." -Amethyst Jackson

2. Some writers have a hard time writing lemons - do you?

"Never, I love to write them. The hotter the better." -venomousgal

"The ease at which a lemon comes to me really depends on my mood. Some days I’m pumped (pun intended) to write one. Other days I feel stupid writing them. When I’m in the zone I can write one rather easy. I have found that I can’t stop writing in the middle of a lemon or I’ll lose that momentum. Is it just me, or was the whole thing kinda dirty?" -nobloodnofoul

3. What is your favorite smutty fanfiction story?

"The Submissive by TaraSueMe" -venomousgal

"It's a toss up between Next Weekend & Exhibition by DefinatelyStaying." -kuntrygal

4. When reading smut, is there anything that gets on your nerves?

"Um, quite a few things actually. It bugs me when I read a fic and there’s this part about how the female (Bella, Rose, Alice, whoever) get’s so wet they ‘drip’ or ‘leak’. I just think it’s not well thought out because if you were really that excited and in a public place, wouldn’t a wet spot be a concern? I get being excited but if you’re excreting enough lubrication to thoroughly ‘drench’ yourself, you need to have that checked out.

Another thing that gets me is that in 99% of twifics where Edward and Bella are virgins and have sex, they both achieve orgasm. Now, here’s my issue: There’s generally no clitoral stimulation and it’s her first time…so no. I don’t see it being multi’s or even one. And that Edward could last longer than ten minutes, his first time, no matter how much of a stud he is, just isn’t real for me. It gets on my nerves.

And I wish Edward would be a little nicer to Bella’s clit. I get grazing with teeth, but for the love of God, stop biting on it." -nobloodnofoul

"When people say he/she tastes so good, or I drank everything he gave me greedily. When they say the "bodily fluids" taste so good, like the sweetest wine. No it doesn't." -kuntrygal

"I don't like it when writers focus entirely on what a character is doing while ignoring the reactions of the other character. Smut is all about living vicariously, about sharing the experience, so you have to have some moaning and squirming and tingling on top of the basic mechanics. I don't want to read that Edward did this and Edward did that and have no mental image of what's going on with Bella - what, is she just lying there stiff as a board? Because that's not possible with a good Edward." -Amethyst Jackson

5. Is there anything that makes you blush or are you okay with everything?

"LOL! It all makes me blush honestly!" -kuntrygal

"Anal sex makes me nervous. Also slash fics make me kinda cringe. I’m not gonna knock it, cause I’ve only tried it once. I just couldn’t get into it but yeah, I blush a nice orange color (cause that’s what you get when you mix pink and yellow)." -nobloodnofoul

"I blush watching anybody read my lemons.....lol!" -venomousgal


Second Category: Share The Love - Edward, Jasper, and Emmett

1. What is one thing you love about CANON Edward?

"The number one thing I love about Canon Edward is his formal way of speech. I think it’s just how freakin proper he is that gets me really going and makes me love him. That is number one on the list followed by the possessiveness and his temper." -nobloodnofoul

"He's such a romantic! And I love that he loves Bella so much to the point he is over protective and posessive." -kuntrygal

"His intelligence and maturity. I love that he's always the bigger man, even if we really want him to kick some ass, and I love that it always comes out when he speaks. It's something I've never felt able to adequately recreate." -Amethyst Jackson

2. What fanfiction story does your favorite Jasper come from?

"Trust in Advertising. I absolutely love how he catches the truth of people's emotions on film." -venomousgal

3. Out of the three, which would you rather date? Why?

"Oh definitely Edward. I mean c'mon, it's EDWARD CULLEN. Epic hotness." -venomousgal

"Such hard questions. I’ll admit, I have a heavy thing for Jasper, not gonna lie. But I’m seriously all in it for Edward. Jasper would kinda be my back-up man. Why Edward? Really? I mean, he’s got the hair, the eyes, the soul and that brooding protective nature that makes any woman’s inner feminist want to hide in a kitchen bare foot. He’s the epitome of suave and sweet. He’s a gentleman. He’s got that dark side that gives you chills but at the same time he’s tamed by a mere mortal just as plain as every woman feels herself to be. In other words Stephanie Meyer was just observant enough to collect every hot attribute a man could have and slapped some red sex hair on it. (Besides piercings and tattoo’s)" -nobloodnofoul

4. What is your favorite thing about Robert Pattinson, besides his hair?

"Hmmm, I would have to say the accent. I die for a man with an accent. (My fiancé was born in England…he get’s the accent back when he’s angry. It’s hot. We don’t fight for very long.) But when you pull a beanie over Robert’s head, he’s still got that nice gravelly purr and foreign lilt. Mmmmmm." -nobloodnofoul

"The accent & I like how he just seems to act like himself. He doesn't care what people think about him." -kuntrygal

"His totally lickable jaw. I am a sucker for a man with a strong jaw and chin." -venomousgal

"His awkwardness. I think he pulls off a fairly smooth Edward, but I like that he isn't remotely suave in actuality. ...Okay, and his hands. His hands are gorgeous." -Amethyst Jackson

NOTE: Amethyst Jackson is right on. Those hands...what I wouldn't give....

5. Jasper, with the accent or without? Why?

"Definitely with. All women are sucker for a hot accent on a hot guy. Believe me, I am married to a french man with a sexy as hell accent." -venomousgal

"With. If for no other reason than I love accents!" -kuntrygal

"Uh, with. Duh. Jasper’s from Texas. I’m from Texas. It’s a given. Jasper must have the accent." -nobloodnofoul

NOTE: I must have been tired when I wrote the questions. What girl doesn't love accents?

6. You run into (literally) Kellan Lutz on the street, what do you do?

"First I would pick myself up off the ground. Then I would give him my beta’s phone number. She’s in love with him. I’d be all, “Kellan you hottie, I’ll give my beta’s number if you wanna fork over Rob’s…cause I’m a firm believer in give and take.” While Kellan is hot, he’s not my cup o tea.

Cheddah, you so know I would do that for you." -nobloodnofoul

"I would probably pull a Bella & blush like crazy. Then try to work up the nerve to ask him to join me for coffee." -kuntrygal

"Drool. Stutter. Lick him....lol! Seriously, I would ask to take a picture with him if I had a camera just so people would believe me, and then I would lick him....." -venomousgal

"Say sorry and think, "Huh, that was weird. What is Kellan Lutz doing in Kansas?"" -Amethyst Jackson

So there we have it. The thoughts of these lovely ladies. Just in case you haven't heard of these fabulous ladies here's some information and a link for you.

kuntrygal: Author of Just The Three Of Us, People Change, and You Belong With Me. Find more here - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1640966/

nobloodnofoul: Author of Shadowboxer. Find more here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1756195/

Amethyst Jackson: Author of Bonne Foi and Only Human. Find more here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/252097/

venomousgal: Author of Rescue Me. Find more here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1685066/